Brother Bear
[Movie Review]

I made the mistake of watching Brother Bear, then Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and then writing the review for Brother Bear. The thing is, Brother Bear isn't a bad movie, but Eternal Sunshine just blows it away. As such, I'm afraid I may unfairly give Brother Bear a harsh rating, and/or try to overcompensate for this, and give it an unfairly generous rating.

So, plot synopsis... These North American Indians have a legend that says that spirits live in the sky as lights, and they are the cause for all changes in the world, such as winter changing to spring, or leaves changing color in autumn, and so on. Ah, I can't do this, not after the mindfuck that was Eternal Sunshine. Okay, so Brother Bear gets a 7 out of 10. But bear in mind it's a Disney flick, so if you don't like Disney flicks, lower the grade appropriately.

 
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