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That awkward moment when you're gulping down some 7up, and you smell the scent of urine on the can...

Mon January 23rd, 2012, 5:20 PM EST | from Twitter

Who could have predicted that in 2012, Microsoft would try to PR-humanize itself via memes like "On nom nom" on your Facebook wall?

Thu January 12th, 2012, 12:54 AM EST | from Twitter

Had lucid dream where sexy times was interrupted 'cause I had to edit my gconf file to get my screen resolution to match the native LCD one.

Mon January 2nd, 2012, 4:09 PM EST | from Twitter

My roommate is out of town. I took the luxury of watching porn at full volume at 4AM, not realizing one of her friends was sleeping over.

Sat December 31st, 2011, 6:06 AM EST | from Twitter

@SimonLudgate Wait, you thought I said "shovel"? I said "You can't just shuffle this shit!"!

Fri December 23rd, 2011, 1:21 AM EST | from Twitter

Recent Entries

I love animated gifs. I should make a book with all my favorite gifs in it!

Wed November 23rd, 2011, 12:08 AM EST | from Twitter

Women in Startups Quote from Brazen Careerist

Fri November 11th, 2011, 1:50 PM EST | from Tumblr

http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/2011/10/26/what-startup-lifes-really-like/

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Candid camera/just for laughs idea

Thu November 10th, 2011, 11:46 AM EST | from Tumblr

A construction worker is putting up a plaque on the wall that says “do not post signs on this wall”, but is interrupted and asks a bystander to hold up the sign in place against the wall while he goes off to do something. A cop comes by, and tells the bystander that they can’t put that here because of the sign. When the bystander puts it down, someone else comes along and puts a sign up and the cop is fine with that because there’s nothing saying you can’t put signs up.

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"Archipelago: Noun. Something resembling an archipelago." GEE, THANKS MERRIAM-WEBSTER!!!

Mon November 7th, 2011, 8:57 PM EST | from Twitter

I like this typo: "they randomly went into space for no raisin."

Mon October 31st, 2011, 5:11 PM EST | from Twitter

Attention game designers: I thought about buying Ghost Busters the Videogame for $2.50, but then changed my mind because there's no co-op.

Fri October 28th, 2011, 12:17 PM EST | from Twitter

In helping me repair my laptop, my coworker is literally re-enacting a scene from the matrix, where gibberish scrolls by at blinding speeds.

Thu October 27th, 2011, 11:45 AM EST | from Twitter

@twiss what's your tumblr URL?

Thu October 27th, 2011, 11:02 AM EST | from Twitter

Ubuntu 11.10 is generally an big improvement over 11.04, but I don't like how alt-tab switches between apps rather than between windows.

Sun October 16th, 2011, 6:49 PM EST | from Twitter

My game randomly pulls pictures from Reddit. Someone posted a pic of a decapitated bird. Suddenly, my game is a horror game. =(

Thu October 6th, 2011, 7:29 PM EST | from Twitter

Older Entries

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Thu October 6th, 2011, 1:01 AM EST | from Twitter

It just occurred to me that putting olives in the cheese of a cheeseburger might be an awesomely delicious idea. #thisiswhyimnotachef

Tue October 4th, 2011, 5:32 PM EST | from Twitter

I haven't drummed in like a year but when 明鏡止水 (feat. あさき) by Tomosuke randomly came on from my mp3s I just HAD to get behind the set again.

Fri September 30th, 2011, 4:44 PM EST | from Twitter

If your entire OS were under git,you could use git-bisect to find out which security/driver/software update broke the thing that just broke.

Mon September 19th, 2011, 2:38 PM EST | from Twitter

Aaaaaaaaaaand now it's generating masturbation jokes. Welp, it was good while it lasted.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:49 AM EST | from Twitter

I hope it generates that Venture game next. I wanna play it. It sounds fun.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:49 AM EST | from Twitter

Now my brain is generating the text of the book itself: "What's behind door number 3?", chapter 1, opens with a knock-knock joke.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:46 AM EST | from Twitter

If any of this were real (e.g. if Sid Meier's game, those 2 books, those mods, etc. existed), this would easily be Time Magazine stuff!

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:14 AM EST | from Twitter

Example 3: Sid Meier's next game "Venture", and the psychology behind how it targets the "macro" part of you're brain's planning structure.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:11 AM EST | from Twitter

Ex 2: book on doors,the socio-political expectations they convey in various cultures; and how his next book will revolutionize architecture.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:09 AM EST | from Twitter

Example 1: A survey of Portal 2 mod authors, and how they inadvertently contributed to the science of 32 vs 64-bit debugging.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:06 AM EST | from Twitter

I'm dreaming up the texts of high quality, in-depth articles. wish I could automatically transfer them to text, and not just forget them.

Mon September 12th, 2011, 3:04 AM EST | from Twitter

When I found out Metal Gear Solid HD is coming out on Xbox 360

Tue September 6th, 2011, 4:26 PM EST | 0 comments

While dreaming, it seemed like epic plot; now that I'm awake, I realized it's just "Neb fights waiters in Mexican restaurant."

Tue August 30th, 2011, 7:08 AM EST | from Twitter

Drank waaaaaaay too much coffee and now I feel weird.

Tue August 23rd, 2011, 6:21 PM EST | from Twitter

Playing L.A. Noire. Damn aspergers made me fail the processing facial expressions mini game. =(

Mon August 15th, 2011, 2:16 AM EST | from Twitter

@Encubed Damn, I missed you at #Otakuthon

Mon August 15th, 2011, 12:23 AM EST | from Twitter

My legs are so tired, I had to pee sitting down this morning. #otakuthon

Sun August 14th, 2011, 1:16 PM EST | from Twitter

Was designing paranormal/horror game; ended up with 10 nightmares last night. =(

Sun August 14th, 2011, 1:15 PM EST | from Twitter

Great service via @gameaccess today: When game went missing, rather than charging me the "lost" fee, they gave me an extra free month.

Mon August 8th, 2011, 5:33 PM EST | from Twitter